Anyone who has met me knows that I am not exactly in need of help in the weight-gaining department.
So why is it, when you buy a new set of bathroom scales, you discover your old set were underweighing?
I would go off to Boot's and check on the scales there. But I don't think the Angel, Islington, is the best place to make a stand on naturism, and I don't know my weight with my clothes on.
Besides, the spare tyre I have gained in the last few months tells me the scales might just be right!