Monday, February 25

Weighty Matters

I have just discovered how to gain 10 pounds in weight in less than 24 hours.

Anyone who has met me knows that I am not exactly in need of help in the weight-gaining department.

So why is it, when you buy a new set of bathroom scales, you discover your old set were underweighing?

I would go off to Boot's and check on the scales there. But I don't think the Angel, Islington, is the best place to make a stand on naturism, and I don't know my weight with my clothes on.

Besides, the spare tyre I have gained in the last few months tells me the scales might just be right!

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